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kamen.

  • Dec. 21st, 2004 at 2:44 PM
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"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose Rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their Paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "Oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole."

Hahahahahahahahaha.

I don't know who wrote that.
It sounds like my future husband, Mitch Hedberg.
It doesn't matter.

I agree. And couldn't stop laughing when I read it.

I love my friends.
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[info]sandimyth wrote:
Dec. 21st, 2004 12:00 pm (UTC)
Mitch Hedberg? What happened to Josh!? LoL
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[info]deseti_prsten wrote:
Dec. 21st, 2004 12:21 pm (UTC)
but.. i never agreed to that marriage?
what has josh been telling you people?!!
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[info]sandimyth wrote:
Dec. 21st, 2004 12:43 pm (UTC)
I think we've all just cooked it up in our mindz! Note mindz...with a z!
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[info]deseti_prsten wrote:
Dec. 21st, 2004 03:50 pm (UTC)
noted.
and afraid.
hah
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[info]ferociousfairy wrote:
Dec. 21st, 2004 01:18 pm (UTC)
That sounds like something Chris Rock would say. And incidentally his last name is Rock too!
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[info]deseti_prsten wrote:
Dec. 21st, 2004 03:47 pm (UTC)
hmm.. could be. it's funny, because i googled it and hundreds of people used it in their journals but no one knows where it's from.
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[info]nun_with_a_gun wrote:
Dec. 21st, 2004 01:26 pm (UTC)
i dont know how can ANYBODY play that game!!! its useless!!! thats what u get when u have a legal drinking age at 21--bunch of sober kids playing stupid games and thats just wrong!!!!!
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[info]deseti_prsten wrote:
Dec. 21st, 2004 03:50 pm (UTC)
haha! but i played it in bosnia, though. no legal drinking age. also, the rock beat both the paper and scissors in our version. so it was more like rock/ /scissors. ok.. yeah the game sucks.
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[info]nun_with_a_gun wrote:
Dec. 21st, 2004 05:30 pm (UTC)
wha??? i grew up in Sarajevo and not once do i remember saying 'lets play papir ,makaze, kamen!' but i do remeber saying 'ajmo busit gume' hehhehheehe ok so i was a huligan but still!
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[info]deseti_prsten wrote:
Dec. 21st, 2004 07:50 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHA!
oh hell. that made me laugh.
yea i don't remember saying that either
and i don't think i'd say "lets play" in
bosnia. haha
but i remember playing the game.
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[info]chebella_ wrote:
Dec. 21st, 2004 04:14 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
that seriously had me laughing out loud.
i used to think that was like the best game ever.
still do. but i'm all grown up and shit now.

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[info]deseti_prsten wrote:
Dec. 21st, 2004 07:51 pm (UTC)
yeah, yeah, bulllllshite.
come on... kamen, papir, makaze!






oh, i choose the rock.



HAH.
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[info]nun_with_a_gun wrote:
Dec. 21st, 2004 08:05 pm (UTC)
i choose KAMEN
and we all know Kamen beats Rock! SNAP!

oh sorry on running in ur papir, makaze, kamen game.
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[info]deseti_prsten wrote:
Dec. 21st, 2004 08:41 pm (UTC)
noo....
kamen can be.. like a pebble.
but. a rock is a ROCK.


plus it's my journal. i always win.
uhoh.
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[info]nun_with_a_gun wrote:
Dec. 21st, 2004 08:57 pm (UTC)
sorry but yes
oh but a pebble could be like 'pebble beach golf course'--and thats huge even bigger then a rock!!!! so i think i win!!!

muahahhahhahaa i love insomnia!!!
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[info]deseti_prsten wrote:
Dec. 21st, 2004 09:34 pm (UTC)
Re: sorry but yes
well.. well..

READ THE SECOND PART.
it's like fine print
but not.

I WIN.

ahem. HAH.
insomnia? it's not even 1am.
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[info]nun_with_a_gun wrote:
Dec. 21st, 2004 09:56 pm (UTC)
Re: sorry but yes
fine u win...but only cus its ur journal

it is insomnia if i havent slept in 48 hours...

ROCK!

muahahhaha i win!!! yes!
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[info]deseti_prsten wrote:
Dec. 22nd, 2004 02:50 pm (UTC)
Re: sorry but yes
whoa. yeah. that's insomnia.

I SAID ROCK! you said kamen.

and pebble beach golf course could very well not have one pebble on it. so that's cheating.

i totally win.
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[info]fashqwean_18 wrote:
Dec. 21st, 2004 07:31 pm (UTC)
L
M
A
O.
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[info]deseti_prsten wrote:
Dec. 21st, 2004 07:52 pm (UTC)
and i great icon to do it with!
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[info]oxmostarkaxo wrote:
Dec. 22nd, 2004 05:40 pm (UTC)
lol thats funny..but i love it!
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